All About Cocktails: Ibble Dibble

Instructions:

What You Will Need:
1 cork (at least), some matches or lighter, copious amounts of scullable liquids, numerous party animals (some of which have hilarious accents).

Terminology:
An IBBLE-DIBBLE is a player wanting to get drunk, A DIBBLE-IBBLE is a mark made on the player using a blackened cork.

Setup:
Get everyone at least 1 drink give the people around the table a number, i.e. go clockwise and assign 1,2,3,4 etc. Char/mark one end of the cork by lighting it, letting it burn and blowing it out. Start the game.

Play:
Play begins and continues by the player who is called, naming himself ("number 3 ibble-dibble" identifying how many marks he has ("with 6 dibble-ibbles") then calling another player and identifying the number of marks they have. ("calling number 7 ibble-dibble with no dibble-ibbles"). Any mistakes or pausing requires the player to scull and try again; they aren't allowed to count the marks or anything. The player who makes a mistake also gets a dibble-ibble put on him by one of the other players.

A game might go something like:

1 says: "This is number 1 ibble-dibble with no dibble-ibbles calling number 5 ibble-dibble with no dibble-ibbles"

5 says: "This is number 5 ibble-dibble with no dibble-ibbles calling number 6 ibble-dibble with no dibble-ibbles"

Everyone says "NO WAY you paused.." etc. and someone makes a mark on his face. (usually marks are spots on cheeks etc, but as the game progresses, people get eyes blacked out, groucho mustaches, horns, beards etc.).

5 has to scull, and pours another drink and says: "This is number 5 ibble- dibble with 1 dibble-ibble calling number 7 ibble-dibble with no dibble-ibbles"

7 says: "This is number 7 ibble-dibble with no dibble-ibbles calling number 5 ibble-dibble with NO, OOPS ONE AAAH SH*T" gets a mark, has to scull, and game continues.

Finishing The Game:
You finish once you get really pissed and want to go out and party. Then you go out without washing the marks off (or alternatively use a toxic marker or something) and everyone at the clubs you go to wonders what stupid disease these idiots who just walked in have.

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